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    Day 1: Domination begins

    By Thomas | May 26, 2014

    So Fat Brother Kenny begged me to participate in another one of his “weight loss competitions”. Naturally I told him no, but he just wouldn’t leave me alone. In the course of a week I received hundreds of texts and voice mails from him all saying more or less the same thing:

    It was really annoying so I agreed, and now I get to dominate him in front of everybody.

    Kenny actually thinks he has a head start. He checked out “Fitness for Dummies” from the library in March and is almost halfway through it, and he’s been watching Phil Baroni fitness videos religiously for weeks. But what Kenny doesn’t know is that I have been working on my own weight loss goals since January:


    I already have a system in place. I’ve already lost 20 lbs on the year before this competition even started!! Kenny is a creep and he knows it and he’s going down HARD.

    Here are my initial weigh-in scale pics:



    This is going to be easy.

    Topics: Weight Loss Challenge 2014 | 2 Comments »

    2 Responses to “Day 1: Domination begins”

    1. Kenny Says:
      May 31st, 2014 at 4:08 pm

      Nice Baroni call-back! I’ve definitely been using those for inspiration. I didn’t know that you’ve already lost 20lbs this year- that’s pretty impressive. I had to google ‘fleshlight’ and you’re a sick bastard.

    2. Thomas Says:
      May 31st, 2014 at 10:38 pm

      Thanks. The heaviest I’ve weighed this year is 278lbs, so more like 13 actually lost if you take this weigh-in as my current low. btw, you can go ahead and do a fleshlight product review once the one you ordered comes in if you want.