By Thomas | May 26, 2014
So Fat Brother Kenny begged me to participate in another one of his “weight loss competitions”. Naturally I told him no, but he just wouldn’t leave me alone. In the course of a week I received hundreds of texts and voice mails from him all saying more or less the same thing:
- “Please, please, please do the contest. I don’t have anything else to do with myself.”
- “Cmon man, I can’t do this on my own. I need you to show me the way.”
- “Did I leave my fleshlight at your house by any chance? I can’t find it anywhere and I really need it today.”
It was really annoying so I agreed, and now I get to dominate him in front of everybody.
Kenny actually thinks he has a head start. He checked out “Fitness for Dummies” from the library in March and is almost halfway through it, and he’s been watching Phil Baroni fitness videos religiously for weeks. But what Kenny doesn’t know is that I have been working on my own weight loss goals since January:
I already have a system in place. I’ve already lost 20 lbs on the year before this competition even started!! Kenny is a creep and he knows it and he’s going down HARD.
Here are my initial weigh-in scale pics:
This is going to be easy.