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Get Laid with this Turkey Meatloaf Recipe!!!
By Kenny | January 12, 2008
You wanna get laid? Then make this Turkey Meatloaf Aphrodisiac recipe and share it with someone you don’t detest love. After eating this, your unwitting friend/spouse/(maid) will find you irresistible- guaranteed. So put the kids to bed, light the candles and set the Crisco on the night stand- it’s time to get busy:
1 ½ lbs lean ground turkey (Extra Lean Jennie-O if you can find it)
1 onion chopped (I use red onion)
4 egg whites
1 cup salsa (plus a separate ½ cup salsa)
¾ cups of uncooked oats
1 pkg of Knorr Vegetable soup mix (you can use their spinach or beef/onion varieties as well)
Preheat your oven to 350 F
In a bowl combine ground tukey, onion, egg whites, 1 cup salsa, oats and soup mix and Press the blob into a 9” x 5” loaf pan. Pour ½ cup salsa on top (you can wait 30 minutes into baking to pour the salsa on top if you want). Bake in the oven until it’s no longer pinkish in the center and juice is clear. Usually about 60 minutes. Makes about 5, 5-6 ounce servings that contain about 225 calories, 32G of protein, 15G carbs & 3G of fat (1G sat fat).
Jennie-O sells ground, Extra-Lean turkey that contains a whopping 25 grams of protein and only 1.5 grams of fat in a 4oz serving, plus they sell it 1.25 pound packages so that’s what I use. You can trick up the recipe by trying different soup mixes, different spices or adding stuff like spinach or garlic or whatever other sort of nutrients you’re trying to get more of- it’s a freggin meatloaf so just dump it in there and see what happens.
What makes this so bad-ass is all the different ways you can eat it. Obviously, you can serve it Walton’s style with green beans and mashed potatoes for that homestyle feel, but you can also also wrap it up in a tortilla, add your favorite hot sauce, some healthy cheese and sour cream and you have a delicious taco supreme. You can pour a couple tablespoons of KC masterpiece and treat yourself to some BBQ, or pour spaghetti sauce and some Parmesan cheese, you get the picture. I’m not kidding, you can eat this 4 days a week and feel like you’ve had 4 different meals, and it’s basically the most healthy thing in the world to eat, PLUS it makes everyone want to have sex with you.
So go ahead and try this out, but make sure to eat it with someone you’re at least half-way attracted to. I accidentally ate this with a buddy of mine once and things got real ugly.
You’ve been warned.
Topics: Weight Loss Challenge 2008 |
January 13th, 2008 at 2:15 am
This post begs the question: Did the turkey meatloaf (which, by the way, sounds very good and healthy) work?
January 13th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Kenny - this is the f#$*@! funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. I can’t wait to try the recipe - and the Crisco. You’re quickly becoming my favorite brother…
Keep up the good work guys! Your blog is awesome.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
@IAAdmin- Yes! it works! I had to find out the hard way. Let’s just say you shouldn’t feed your dog the leftovers. If anyone tries the recipe and gets any ‘results’ your obligated to post your experience here!
@ b- thanks for the encouragement! Please keep track of us as I systematically dismantle Tommy as our competition continues.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Kenny: It sounds good. Sadly I doubt I can find the ingredients to make it here. You’ll have to let me try some when I visit home this Spring (eating in separate rooms of course).